Tuesday, April 15, 2008

1. Talking Heads - This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)

Found On: Speaking In Tongues (1983)

What does it mean to feel at home? Talking Heads manage to answer the question by being charmingly oblique and disarmingly direct all at once. Musically, the song feels like home should: warm, relaxed and familiar.

2. Madonna - Borderline

Found On: Madonna (1983)
Picked By: MT

Something in the way this song sounds just won't let me be. I don't want to be its prisoner, but I don't really want to be free either.

3. O.M.D. - If You Leave

Found On: Pretty In Pink (1986)

Duckie and Andy at the prom, the fateful reunion with Blaine in the parking lot, "I always believed in you." Nuff said.

4. B-52s - Roam

Found On: Cosmic Thing (1989)

Though it’s a far cry from their Rock Lobster roots and doesn’t even feature signature hype man Fred Schneider on vocals, this is a beauty. With Debbie and Cindy harmonizing over a hand-clappy arrangement, the song could easily have been a ‘60s hit. And you'll not find a better road trippin' song.

5. Dire Straits - Romeo & Juliet

Found On: Making Movies (1980)

When you listen to the lyrics of this song you see a love affair play out before your eyes. The melody is all over the place, but somehow completely in synch with the story the song tells. It’s tried and true, worth singing and swaying to every time, a fact displayed by the many artists that have covered it. - SB

6. U2 - With Or Without You

Found On: The Joshua Tree (1986)

This is what it’s like to fall for someone you know is bad news.

7. They Might Be Giants - Don't Let's Start

Found On: They Might Be Giants (1986)
Picked By: SA

Jittery nerd rock at its finest. Beside fun nonsense lyrics like “wake up and smell the cat food in your bank account” stands a surprisingly dark sentiment: “No one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful / Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.”

8. Squeeze – Tempted

Found On: East Side Story (1981)
Picked By: EV

So Paul Carrack steps in on two very talented vocalists (Difford and Tilbrook) and gives Squeeze their most soulful, memorable and beloved song ever. Not quite fair, but there’s no crying in rock ‘n’ roll.

9. Prince and the Revolution - Raspberry Beret

Found On: Around The World In A Day (1985)

A Dylanish story song about Prince’s first time getting it on. I wouldn’t change a note, ‘cause, baby, it’s the most.

10. Guns 'N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine

Found On: Appetite For Destruction (1987)
Picked By: SB

Oh Axel, you old softie. We’d never hear that crazy mo-fo be more honest, open, nostalgic, romantic and vulnerable than he was on this super-ballad. And that part at the end where Slash solos for about two minutes and Axel starts moaning “Where do we go now?” helped them keep their street cred.

11. Bangles - Manic Monday

Found On: Different Light (1985)

Legend has it that Prince was so smitten with Bangles lead singer Susanna Hoffs that he gave this song to them. The Bangles' girl - group sound just happened to dovetail exactly with the Beatley style The Artist was writing in at that time and the combination was as nice as a kiss by a crystal blue Italian stream.

12. Elton John - I'm Still Standing

Found On: Too Low For Zero (1983)

He’s had a few comebacks in his career, but no song reintroduced Sir Reginald Dwight better than this one. It’s not just an ‘80s I Will Survive, it’s a declaration of purpose and strength. And is there any better to say you’re rejuvenated than to claim you’re “feelin’ like a little kid”?

13. 'Til Tuesday - (Believed You Were) Lucky

Found On: Everything's Different Now (1987)

A song that demonstrates all of Aimee Mann's considerable gifts as a songwriter as she bids adieu to a lover who couldn't quite get his shit together. Listen as she goes from thinking her lost love believed in love, to wishing it were so, to wishing it for him in the future, as she laments him and lets him go. Just as life could be, this song is %@^*ing great. - RN

14. John Lennon - Watching The Wheels

Found On: Double Fantasy (1980)

This song makes me smile wistfully every time I hear it. As Lennon sings about being happy now that he's "no longer riding on the merry-go-round," it's impossible to hear the words and not remember that he would be shot dead soon after singing them. Knowing that he was at peace makes it a little easier to accept Lennon's untimely death. - RN

15. Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time

Found On: She's So Unusual (1984)

She certainly WAS unusual. Lauper played the helium-voiced ditz on Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, lionized mastubation in She Bop and and then dropped this instant-classic ballad, all on the same album! And she sang the Pee Wee's Playhouse theme.

16. Bananarama - Cruel Summer

Found On: Bananarama (1984)

Even though this is the perfect summer song (duh!), I always see Daniel LaRusso riding his bike to school on the first day, after getting his ass handed to him the night before by Johnny. And then he didn’t even make the soccer team!

17. Elvis Costello and the Attractions - Everyday I Write The Book

Found On: Punch The Clock (1983)

Ah, the story of my life, no? - SA

I think a lot of people feel that way about this one.

18. Tom Petty - Free Fallin'

Found On: Full Moon Fever (1989)

Quite possibly the most famous song about a good girl and a bad boy ever sung, with trippy lyrics about Jesus and America and horses and vampires. - RN

19. Tears For Fears - Head Over Heels

Found On: Songs From The Big Chair (1985)
Picked By: BG

Head Over Heels captures the feelings of a deep crush with pinpoint accuracy: Sometimes it brims with hope ("this is my four-leaf clover!") and other times it wallows in desperation ("you're just, just, just wasting time").

20. Aretha Franklin & George Michael - I Knew You Were Waiting For Me

Found On: Aretha (1986)

George Michael represents well on this we - made - it - through - the - hard - times duet, even out-singing Aretha, who's no slouch herself.

21. Erasure: A Little Respect

Found On: The Innocents (1988)

"I'm so in love with you/ I'll be forever blue..." Of Erasure's many hits, this is the most irresistible. And the lyrics "What religion or reason/ Could drive a man to forsake his lover?" betray the never-a-secret sexual inclinations of singer Andy Bell... - RN

22. Madness - Our House

Found On: Madness (1983)
Picked By: SA

The tale of an urban family that sticks together was the singular American hit single for a band with quite a bit of quality work to their name. The best part of this song, hands down is the “sister’s saying in her sleep: ah-ahh-ah-ah” bit.

23. Tina Turner – We Don’t Need Another Hero

Found On: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

If you don't admit that this song is *&#%ing amazing, I will send you into the Thunderdome to fight Master Blaster. And bonus to Tina for including the word "Thunderdome" in the lyrics.

24. Joey Scarbury - Greatest American Hero (Believe It Or Not)

Found On: America's Greatest Hero (1981)
Picked By: BG

I'm not ashamed to admit I get chills when I listen to this. Okay, maybe I'm a little ashamed.

25. Traveling Wilburys - Handle With Care

Found On: Volume One (1988)

A warm little ditty from five men who, together, comprised the supergroup to end supergroups: Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, George Harrison, Tom Petty, and Jeff Lynne. The power of the song radiates outward from the perfect chorus: " I'm so tired of being lonely/ I still have some love to give/ Won't you show me that you really care?" A highlight of rock history. - RN

26. Janet Jackson - Love Will Never Do (Without You)

Found On: Rhythm Nation 1814 (1989)
Picked By: SB

I don't know why Janet had to be so negative. Consider this title: Love Will Do (With You). Better, isn't it?

27. Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance

Found On: Rhythm Of Youth (1983)
Picked By: SB

I have a vivid memory of seeing this video at my grandparents’ house on a Saturday morning. It still evokes that nostalgic feeling. Try to find the version where they spell S-A-F-E-T-Y.

28. Billy Joel - The Longest Time

Found On: An Innocent Man (1983)
Picked By: BG

An Innocent Man found Joel paying tribute to the music of his youth. The Longest Time is a street-corner doo-wop song, and you never hear mention of the fact that it's a capalla! That's right; there's nothing but melody, harmony and finger-snaps. How many OTHER top 15 a capella songs can you name? (Don't Worry Be Happy doesn't count).

29. Simple Minds - Don't You (Forget About Me)

Found On: The Breakfast Club (1985)

One of the best soundtrack songs of all time. - MT

I question the location of the parentheses, but I love the song nonetheless.

30. Thompson Twins - Hold Me Now

Found On: Quick Step & Side Kick (1983)

Some facts to consider: 1) As of this recording there were actually 6 people in the band. 2) The group took its name from the French graphic novel series Tintin, which features two identical characters named Thompson and Thompson.

31. Paula Abdul - Forever Your Girl (Single)

Found On: Forever Your Girl (1988)

OK, it's not the greatest "I'm gonna love you forever" song even performed. (That would be God Only Knows.) But it's sincere, it's poppy, and it's infectious. Oh, and it self-references: "Listen as I tell it to the world!" - RN

32. Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes

Found On: So (1986)

Another great soundtrack decision (Say Anything) by Cameron Crowe. I love Gabriel's voice in this song. - MT

33. Def Leppard - Photograph

Found On: Pyromania (1983)

Whoa-oh! My junior and senior years of college I had a radio show at the school station and I annoyingly opened every show with Def Leppard’s Photograph. Given the immaculate production, multiple hooks and amazing harmonies it's hard to believe this was ever considered metal.

34. Madonna - Papa Don't Preach

Found On: True Blue (1986)
Picked By: SB

A rare controversial moment from the queen of '80s pop.

35. The Alan Parsons Project - Eye In The Sky

Found On: Eye In The Sky (1982)
Picked By: BG

Alan Parsons was an engineer for Pink Floyd and his own band’s sound is not far removed. Though the title of the song seems to indicate a silly sci-fi bent, the song is actually a straight-ahead indictment of a deceptive lover.

36. Scandal - The Warrior

Found On: The Warrior (1984)

Patty Smyth later joined Don Henley in Adult Contemporary land, but when she came out of the box she was a sassy Pat Benatar type. I usually don’t condone violence, but damn if I don’t enjoy the “bang bang” part.

37. Chris De Burgh - The Lady In Red

Found On: Into The Light (1986)

Sooooo gloriously cheesy. It sounds swooning and romantic, but I always wonder if his wife/girlfriend is a bit offended that he hasn’t said all of these nice things before, especially when he sings, “I hardly know this beauty by my side.” Was she homely before?

38. Howard Jones - Things Can Only Get Better

Found On: Dream Into Action (1985)

I wonder if any non-programmed instruments were actually used on this song? For all I know, Howard Jones is actually a robot. And are there any lyrics more optimistic than “whoa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh”?

39. R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

Found On: Document (1987)

Proof that feeling like events are inevitably proceeding toward the demise of all living beings never goes out of style. And who can resist that rapid-fire delivery of the verses alongside the plaintive-but-optimistic chorus? - RN

40. Lloyd Cole and the Commotions - Are You Ready To Be Heartbroken?

Found On: Rattlesnakes (1984)

A jangly acoustic strum announces a very talented songwriter. This may have the best title on the list. Later on Lloyd asks, “What will it take to wipe that smile off your face?” Well, not this song.

41. The Police - Every Breath You Take

Found On: Synchronicity (1983)

Okay, so the lyrics are creep city. But musically this is one of those rare songs that seems like it was divinely inspired, perfect in every way. As if that weren’t enough it features the BEST. BRIDGE. EVER.

42. Prince - Sign O' The Times

Found On: Sign O' The Times (1987)

In less than 4 minutes, the man that most people associate with sex (and more sex) waxes philosophical on AIDS, gangs, the media, crack, marijuana, heroin, hurricanes, teen pregnancy, poverty and the space program. And then, apropos of nothing, he adds that he wants to have a baby and name him Nate. Good stuff.

43. Katrina and the Waves - Walkin' On Sunshine

Found On: Katrina and the Waves (1985)
Picked By: EV

The perfect opener for your Monday morning mix tape.

44. Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf

Found On: Rio (1982)

Energetic and compelling. You just can’t help but sing along. Simon has such a cool voice; it can be breathy on one song and full, like a mouth coated with butterscotch, in the next. - SA

45. Madonna - Crazy For You

Found On: Vision Quest (1984)

Pretty sure the first time I heard this song it triggered an early stage of puberty. The romantic feelings it conjured were undirected, but palpable.

46. Janet Jackson - Control

Found On: Control (1986)

Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis added their Minneapolis funk to Janet's self-empowerment, looks and dance skills for commercial gold. I must admit the message is diminished a bit by Janet's less-than-controlled later years (the nipple, a series of forgettable albums) but at the time, it was thrilling.

47. Michael Jackson - Leave Me Alone

Found On: Bad (1987)

Even in his heyday Michael was feeling put upon. Each of multi-tracked vocals on the chorus is impassioned and desperate. The collage / stop-motion video (featured in the film Moonwalker) actually showed a sense of humor, with Bubbles the chimp and the Elephant Man both making appearances.

48. Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Coming Home)

Found On: Error In The System (1982)

Here we have a retelling of David Bowie’s ‘60s hit Space Oddity, but with a twist! In German Schilling’s version, Major Tom is actually happy to be leaving. As far as I can tell he’s an alien, and that’s the reason he has ignored ground control and broken away! He’s going home! This song also features one of the best choruses of the ‘80s: “Earth below us / Drifting, falling / Floating weightless / Coming home!”

49. Public Enemy - Bring The Noise

Found On: It Takes A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back (1986)

Some might tell you that Fight The Power is superior, but this one sold us their non-conformist message earlier and more effectively. Besides being a rallying cry against racism and complacency, it's also pretty funny, at one point shouting out to both Sonny Bono and Yoko Ono.

50. Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue

Found On: Killer On The Rampage (1983)

My mom bought me the 45 of this song and I LOVED it. It’s no wonder why it appealed to my 6-year-old self. Eddy Grant looked like a Muppet, the synth part sounds like it’s being played by Jabba the Hutt’s house band and Electric Avenue seems to be the likely location of the Electric Company. Listening to it now, I’m struck by the social conscience (“dealing in multiplication and they still can’t feed everyone”) and the potential drug references (“and then we take it higher”).

51. Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing

Found On: Midnight Love (1983)

Every soul man deserves one great final song. Otis had (Sittin’ On) The Dock Of The Bay, Marvin had Sexual Healing. The slinky groove is irresistible and the randy lyrics cannot be misinterpreted: “You’re my medicine / Open up and let me in / Darling, you’re so great / I can’t wait for you to operate."

52. Bob Dylan - Most Of The Time

Found On: Oh Mercy (1989)
A lost gem from a lost gem of an album, this song resurfaced in 2000 on the High Fidelity soundtrack. It's a sly, sad lament about a lost love, pretending not to recall any of the time spent together even as the lyrics betray themselves over and over again. "I don't even remember what her lips felt like on mine?" Sure, Bob. Sure. - RN

53. Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

Found On: Too-Aye-Ray (1982)

Why is this man so sad? Is it because 75% of his song's lyrics are completely unintelligible? Maybe, but the joyous music should more than make up for it!

54. The Outfield - Your Love

Found On: Play Deep (1985)

Wonderful, wonderful song, but the lyrics don’t make a lick of sense. It's a bunch of half-completed thoughts strung together. This leads me to believe that it’s being told from the perspective of a drunk guy trying to pick up a girl.

55. Bruce Springsteen - Dancing In The Dark

Found On: Born In The U.S.A. (1984)

More than 10 years into his career, the Boss turned writer's block into a perfectly expressed youthful dissatisfaction and longing. More than just moaning about the struggle, he also offers a way out.

56. Whitney Houston - So Emotional

Found On: Whitney (1983)

I was going to say something about the overly dramatic nature (both in composition and performance) of this toe-tapper, but considering what we know about Whitney's personal life it seems pretty fitting.

57. AC/DC - Back In Black

Found On: Back In Black (1980)

I admire AC/DC for their gentle subtlety. Actually, given the bravado in lyrics such as "Forget the hearse 'cause I'll never die" it's not going out on a limb to say that singer Brian Johnson would have made a helluva rapper.

58. The Replacements - Skyway

Found On: Pleased To Meet Me (1987)

In just over two minutes, Paul Westerberg efficiently constructs a gentle tale of longing and loss. With the most economical of word choices, he evokes downtown Minneapolis, snowy weather, the passage of time and palpable romantic loss.

59. Aerosmith - The Other Side

Found On: Pump (1989)

Aerosmith have definitely had their peaks and valleys, but to me this is the high point. Pump featured What It Takes, Love In An Elevator, Janie's Got A Gun, and The Other Side. The latter was the lesser hit but a better song, featuring a surprisingly soulful approach: horns, honky-tonk piano, and tight harmonies.

P.S. 90% of Aerosmith's album covers are awful. Discuss.

60. N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton

Found On: Straight Outta Compton (1986)

This was so good it inspired a whole genre of controversial music (gangsta rap) and a whole generation of suburban white boys to sag their pants and call people Gee. Oh yeah, it also introduced the world to Ice Cube, Eazy-E and Dr. Dre. Damn that shit was dope!

61. The Costello Show - Brilliant Mistake

Found On: King Of America (1986)

A jangly lament from his “American” album, Elvis gives us some of his best lines, a lot of them at our expense: ” He thought he was the king of America / where they pour Coca-Cola just like vintage wine” and “He thought he was the king of America / but it was just a boulevard of broken dreams.”

62. Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies

Found On: Tango In The Night (1987)

Christine McVie is the great unappreciated songwriter of Fleetwood Mac. Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks generate all the talk, but McVie quietly penned and sang a healthy dose of their biggest hits, including this one, which stylishly blends the Fleetwood Mac sound with the synthesizer-friendly '80s to create something that stands up to repeated listening. - RN

63. Beastie Boys - The Sounds Of Science

Found On: Paul's Boutique (1989)

Opening with the repeated sound of one of those mooing cans and the Boys spouting slow-motion nonsense, the song changes radically after about a minute, with Ad-Rock yelling “rope-a-dope”, the guitar lick from The Beatles’ The End kicking in and the boys stepping up the rhyme tempo. An artistic leap you can shake your ass to.

64. Tears For Fears - Sowing The Seeds Of Love

Found On: The Seeds Of Love (1989)

Tears For Fears has quite a few amazing songs, but this epic is a sentimental favorite of mine. Not only did they manage to capture a bit of The Beatles' sound, but the lyrics maintain their spirit as well.

65. a-ha - Take On Me

Found On: Hunting High And Low (1984)
Picked By: MT

I don't know what to say, but I'll say it anyway. This song has an instantly memorable synth line, and a chorus that goes from alto to soprano in 10 words time.

66. XTC - Dear God

Found On: Skylarking (1986)

A lyrical smart bomb that was never intended for official release. The band put it on a b-side and college stations started playing it, forcing Geffen to re-press the album and include the song. It asks the age-old question: If God is so great why does he let horrible things happen? Never before has spiritual doubt sounded so sweet, courtesy of the usual XTC harmonies and lush Todd Rundgren production.

67. When In Rome - The Promise

Found On: When In Rome (1988)

Who is that woman on the album cover? Was she in the band, or is she just a beard? Anyway, this is a perfect synth pop single from the O.M.D. / Erasure / New Order school of songwriting.

68. The Smiths - Girlfriend In A Coma

Found On: Strangeways, Here We Come (1987)

The perfect example of the Smiths’ ability to find the humor in homicidal urges and awful relationships. When Morrissey asks “Do you really think she’ll pull through?” we’re not at all convinced he wants her to.

69. Prince - Erotic City

Found On: Let's Go Crazy (single) (1984)

A sexy, danceable song by a musical master – this guy is one of the most talented artists in the music industry, hands down. I love the naughtiness. - SA

70. Tracy Chapman - Fast Car

Found On: Tracy Chapman (1988)

It's difficult to remember now the way jaws dropped when Tracy Chapman came on the scene. This look at the struggles everyday people is easily the equal of any Public Enemy, Bruce Springsteen or John Mellencamp anthem.

71. Devo - Beautiful World

Found On: New Traditionalists (1981)

Target deftly used this for an ad campaign a couple of years back, ignoring that the optimistic first 3 minutes eventually end in the words: “It’s a beautiful world for you / but not for me.” The nerdy class clowns showed they had some depth.

72. Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth

Found On: Heaven On Earth (1986)

There's no better way to spend a Saturday night than to go to Mama G's in Maple Grove, Minnesota, put this one the jukebox and sing along as loudly as possible.

73. George Michael - Faith

Found On: Faith (1987)

Hindsight has caused us to take it for granted, but George Michael's solo career were far from a guaranteed success. Who really knew he had the talent to come out of the gate with such a remarkable solo album? His ass got the attention, but the song has endured.

74. The Cure - Just Like Heaven

Found On: Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me (1987)

On Fridays in high school, this song played in my head, anticipating the coming events of the weekend. And it can still make me smile, even if the likelihood that any "tricks" will make me scream on any given day has declined by quite a bit. Just lose yourself in the fun before the song's disquieting second half, wherein the sea "stole the only girl I loved," begins. - RN

75. Billy Vera & the Beaters - At This Moment

Found On: By Request (1986)

The day Ellen left Alex P. Keaton (the only Republican I have ever been attracted to) to become a ballet dancer, the only thing that brought my mother and me any sort of comfort was the song they played at the end of the episode while Alex had his tearful moment in the Keaton kitchen. - SB

76. Stu Phillips - Knight Rider Theme

Found On: Knight Rider (1982)

Talk about hooks! There are enough here to provide samples for about 50 rap songs. More importantly, this throbbing electronic theme never failed to get me jazzed up for my weekly installment of talking cars and leather jackets.

77. Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party

Found On: Dead Man's Party (1985)

Oingo Boingo are the unrecognized kings of the ‘80s soundtrack, contributing to Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Sixteen Candles and Back To School, among many others. Is it any wonder Danny Elfman went on to a career scoring movies? Anyway, this track features hot horns and funny macabre lyrics.

78. Metallica - Master Of Puppets

Found On: Master Of Puppets (1986)

Heavy yet melodic, with enough guitar solos to fill your monthly quota.

79. Chicago - What You're Missing

Found On: Chicago 16 (1982)

It wasn't a hit but this opener has everything that made ‘80s Chicago great: a strong guitar riff, swelling horns, keyboard played like it’s a grand piano and an impassioned Peter Cetera vocal performance. If you don’t know the song, take this advice: “Ohh, what you’re missing / could have been yours from the start.”

80. Big Country - In A Big Country

Found On: The Crossing (1983)
Picked By: SA

Every band should be required to write their own theme song.

81. Prince - Little Red Corvette

Found On: 1999 (1982)

A vehicular metaphor tells the story of a promiscuous girl. What’s interesting is Prince’s warning that she needs to slow down. Is he a proponent of monogamy? Hard to tell since immediately following his plea he tells her she’s got an ass like he ain’t never seen.

82. Huey Lewis and the News - The Power Of Love

Found On: Back To The Future (1985)

Those major chords offer nothing short of joy. If you heard this song on the loudspeakers at the water park and you were king of all you surveyed.

83. Laura Branigan - Gloria

Found On: Branigan (1982)
Picked By: SB

Stephanie claims that this is a great song because everyone tries to sing along, but can't because it's so damn difficult. I don't usually say this, but Stephanie's right.

84. Depeche Mode - Shake The Disease

Found On: Catching Up With Depeche Mode (1985)

It's hard to top Dave Gahan's voice when it comes to cool detachment. What's strange is hearing him express sentiments as straightforward and vulnerable as the ones in this song.

85. The Pretenders - Back On The Chain Gang

Found On: Learning To Crawl (1982)

Paul Tuite rightfully pointed out that no '80s list is complete without The Pretenders. This tune may be their catchiest, with a jangly guitar line and Chrissie Hynde's assured vocal.

86. Paul Simon - Graceland

Found On: Graceland (1986)

Simon envisions Elvis Presley's homestead as a secular heaven, a place to repair broken hearts, a place where all is forgiven and all are welcome. In his long career Simon may not have a better couplet than: “Losing love is like a window in your heart / Everybody sees you’re blown apart."

87. Bryan Ferry - Is Your Love Strong Enough?

Found On: Legend (1985)

This plays over the end credits of the Ridley Scott fantasy film and is perfectly suited to the story of a man who literally goes to hell and back for love. The verses are all dreamy while the chorus is clear-headed and forceful.

88. Spandau Ballet - True

Found On: True (1982)

Great cheesy slow dance song, especially if you are dancing with Jake Ryan. - MT

89. Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

Found On: Whenever You Need Somebody (1987)

Have you been rickrolled yet?

Bonus fact: This song was actually written by the Stock Aikmen Waterman team, who also composed hits for Bananarama and Kylie Minogue.

90. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - You Got Lucky

Found On: Long After Dark (1982)

A combined kiss-off, warning and plea, this pulsing single helped endear Petty and his Heartbreakers to an audience moving away from traditional rock and toward new wave. And I love the confident chorus: “Good love is hard to find / You got lucky, babe / When I found you.”

91. Van Halen - Why Can't This Be Love?

Found On: 5150 (1986)

TRUE Van Halen fans heard this heart-swelling single and asked themselves the same thing about new lead singer Sammy Hagar.

92. Split Enz - I Got You

Found On: True Colours (1980)

Imagine this: You invite your younger brother into your band and immediately he writes a big hit. Wouldn't that suck? If your brother was Neil Finn, one of the best songwriters there is, then it'd probably a little bit easier to swallow.

93. Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure

Found On: Hot Space (1981)

One awesome gay vocalist + one awesome sometimes gay vocalist + the bassline that inspired the world to send word to their mothers = best collaboration ever.

94. Jane's Addiction - Jane Says

Found On: Nothing's Shocking (1988)

I love how Perry Farrell kind of yells the lyrics. You can scream along with this one in the car, the shower, the street; pump your fist to “She can hit!” This is an empowering song. - SA

95. Deniece Williams - Let's Hear It For The Boy

Found On: Let's Hear It For The Boy (1984)

Former Johnny Mathis duet partner (that was them doing the Family Ties theme) remakes herself as a Madonna style dance pixie, and damn if it isn’t sweet. Of course whenever I heard this as a kid I thought she was singing about me.

96. Journey - Don't Stop Believin'

Found On: Escape (1981)
Picked By: JG

Personally I prefer Separate Ways (Worlds Apart), but if you are looking to take the midnight train going anywhere, or just go roller skating, there's no better soundtrack.

97. Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now?

Found On: Business As Usual (1981)

That saxophone was ingenious, as were the drumbeats knocking on the door and Colin Hay’s eyes in the video. As far as I can tell the song is about a shut-in recluse terrified of any contact with the outside world. If I had a dollar for every pop song on that subject…

98. Marshall Crenshaw - There She Goes Again

Found On: Marshall Crenshaw (1982)

Marshall Crenshaw was an ‘80s version of Buddy Holly that captured the critics’ hearts with his perfect first album. There She Goes Again is the opening cut, a toe-tapping, harmony-laden tale of a girl lost.

99. Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al

Found On: Graceland (1986)
Picked By: SB

Okay, so Chevy Chase was in the video and it features a 12 man African a capella group called Ladysmith Black Mambazo. There’s no way that misses the list.

100. Ronnie Milsap - There's No Gettin' Over Me

Found On: There's No Gettin' Over Me (1982)

Instead of getting pissed at the girl who’s leaving him, Ronnie tells her how much she’s going to regret the decision, how he’ll haunt her without even trying: “I’ll be the smile when there’s no one around / I’ll be the book that you just can’t put down.”

101. The dB's - Love Is For Lovers

Found On: Like This (1984)
Picked By: JG

There are certain artists who should have been much more commercially successful than they were, and The dB's definitely belong on the list. This immaculate power pop single is a prime example why.

102. De La Soul - Me, Myself & I

Found On: 3 Feet High And Rising (1989)

The Daisy Age began with this irresistible jam that celebrated everyone’s three favorite people.

103. The Replacements - I Will Dare

Found On: Let It Be (1984)

Angst-ridden, careless, rebellious stuff to get you all amped up. - SA

104. New Edition - Cool It Now

Found On: New Edition (1984)

New Edition were an ‘80s version of the Jackson 5. They opened the door for New Kids On The Block and (eventually) Backsteet Boys and *Nsync. This song is significant for being one of the first pop songs to incorporate rap. We all know how that turned out…

105. Hall & Oates - Out Of Touch

Found On: Big Bam Boom (1984)

Daryl tells us that soul really matters to him and then he backs it up. Hall & Oates were not just the Ace and Gary of the AM dial, they were blue-eyed soul. This song is the best example of that; it sounds like The Temptations with synthesizers.

106. Asia - Heat Of The Moment

Found On: Asia (1982)
Picked By: BG

When is the package tour with America and Europe happening?

107. Neil Diamond - America

Found On: The Jazz Singer (1980)

America is a tribute to immigration, and is now a staple of Fourth Of July fireworks celebrations. How do these two things jibe now that true "patriots" also want to “protect our borders”? I bet you anything those people still wave their flags along with this song, and I'm happy for it.

108. U2 - Pride (In The Name Of Love)

Found On: The Unforgettable Fire (1984)

An anthemic warm-up for The Joshua Tree, this tribute to Martin Luther King, Jr. holds you, thrills you and chills you all at once.

109. Survivor - I Can't Hold Back

Found On: Vital Signs (1985)
Picked By: BG

As it turns out, Survivor were actually kinda good. I'm fairly sure this song is about the horizontal tango.

110. Hall & Oates - Maneater

Found On: H2O (1982)

At 5 years old, my best friend and I knew all the lyrics, but didn't what they meant. - MT

111. The Church - Under The Milky Way

Found On: Starfish (1988)

Dreamy, melancholic, mystical. - SA

112. The Oak Ridge Boys - Elvira

Found On: Fancy Free (1980)
Picked By: BG

I love these purveyors of country pop, harmony and awesome facial hair. And who knew that Michael Gross (the dad on Family Ties) was a member of the band?! Check him out, all the way to the left.

113. The Clash - Rock The Casbah

Found On: Combat Rock (1982)

This song is so catchy, it could never be overplayed. It's weird that you rock out and barely notice these political lyrics. - MT

114. Toto - Africa

Found On: IV (1982)

Have you blessed the rains down in Africa? If not, this song highly recommends it. As a kid, the music sounded so dang exotic to me, and though it doesn’t sound African at all, I guess that’d be splitting hairs.

115. The Cars - Magic

Found On: Heartbeat City (1983)

Out of gate, Magic throws two instrumental hooks at you, with the guitar going “duh-duh-duh” and they keys going “da-da-da-da-da-da-da” Soon enough they’re joined by two more hooks, the harmony-laden chorus and Benjamin Orr’s bass dropping in and out.

116. Don Henley - The Boys Of Summer

Found On: Building The Perfect Beast (1984)
Picked By: BG

While perfectly evoking the title season, it also contains one of the best lines of the '80s: "Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac / A little voice inside my head said, 'Don't look back, you can never look back'".

117. Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians - Balloon Man

Found On: Globe Of Frogs (1988)

Fun and melodic, with playfully absurd lyrics. - SA

118. Talking Heads - Life During Wartime (Live)

Found On: Stop Making Sense (1984)

I’m of the school that a studio version is better than a live version, except in the case of the Talking Heads. The live performance of Life During Wartime, originally on 1980’s Fear Of Music, could not be more thrilling.


119. Joan Jett - Bad Reputation

Found On: Bad Reputation (1981)

Of course now I can’t hear it without thinking of Freaks And Geeks, but this is the perfect punk song. Simple riff, bratty lyrics, a raspy vocal and Ramonesish shouting.



120. The Jets - Crush On You

Found On: The Jets (1985)
Picked By: EV

This Minneapolis sibling act (whose parents obviously didn't believe in birth control) managed to combine elements of Prince, Janet Jackson and Gloria Estefan into potent guilty-pleasure dance pop.

121. John Hiatt - Thing Called Love

Found On: Bring The Family (1987)
Picked By: JG

Amazing fact: According to the double negatives in this song, John Hiatt is actually a porcupine. But a talented one at that.

122. Cock Robin - When Your Heart Is Weak

Found On: Cock Robin (1985)

Dramatic synth pop from forgotten mid-'80s Romantic crooners. There’s a creepy element to the lyrics, especially: “Better forget getting rid of me / I don’t see how you can / You put me off and I will hunt you down again”. All the talk of picking locks doesn’t help the case.

123. Chris Isaak - Wicked Game

Found On: Heart Shaped World (1989)

Rendered famous by its sultry video, this tune also stands on its own. From the opening guitar strains to the background chorus of "this girl is only gonna break your heart" to Isaak's plaintive reading of the heart-rending lyrics to the puzzling final words - "Nobody loves no one" - this stands as Isaak's signature achievement. - RN

124. Swing Out Sister - Breakout

Found On: It's Better To Travel (1987)
Picked By: BG

Does anyone else think the part in the chorus where they sing, "Don't stop to ask" sounds like the Reading Rainbow theme? Anyone? Bueller?

125. New Order - True Faith

Found On: Substance (1987)

Just think of how much more well-regarded New Order would be if their ‘80s hits had titles that actually related to the song in any way.

126. Bruce Springsteen – Brilliant Disguise

Found On: Tunnel Of Love (1987)

I’ve listened to this song scores of times and I still can’t figure out if the couple is still together in the end or not. Judge the final line for yourself: “Tonight our bed is cold / Lost in the darkness of our love / God have mercy on the man who doubts what he’s sure of.”

127. Soft Cell - Tainted Love

Found On: Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret (1981)

Did you know that this was a cover? The original was by a British lady named Gloria Jones and came out in 1964! Add that to the fact that the single version was a medley with a Supremes song, and it all fits.

By the way, could they have found a less flattering picture for that album cover? I always thought Tears For Fears was clearly the winner of the homliest synth duo award, but I now revise my opinion.

128. X - Los Angeles

Found On: Los Angeles (1980)

These songs had catchy lyrics, especially appealing to any angst-ridden teen. They also contained strange harmony, due to both singers’ substandard singing talent. It was raw and careless, just the way we like(d) it. - SA

129. Elvis Costello and the Attractions - High Fidelity

Found On: Get Happy! (1980)

If this song had done nothing but inspire the title of Nick Hornby’s book, it’d be list-worthy. But it also happens to be a cracking soul-infused gem with a wonderfully husky vocal from Mr. MacManus.

130. Lionel Richie – You Are

Lionel Richie – You Are
Found On: Lionel Richie (1982)

The bouncy synth is dated, but the chorus is the big sell on this one, where Lionel compares his love to the sun and rain. Even as a kid, when my mom played this, I knew that was how to write a proper love song.

131. “Weird Al” Yankovic – The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

Found On: UHF (1989)

This countryish story song is, for what it's worth, the best original tune Al has ever written. In 7 detailed minutes (without a chorus), he tells the tale of a family's pilgrimage to see the most amazing attraction they could imagine.

132. Level 42 - Something About You

Level 42 - Something About You
Found On: World Machine (1985)

Oooo-oooo-oooo-oooo-oooo-oooo-oooo. A model of a well-constructed song. The full-voiced lead countered by the airy falsetto on the pre-chorus, the down-and-dirty bass offset by the soothing synth washes.

133. Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days

Found On: Points on the Curve (1983)

A great nostalgic/Romantic tune from the UK's poor man version of Hall & Oates.

134. Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock - It Takes Two

Found On: It Takes Two (1988)

A crazy drumbeat, a sample of a woman and man screaming and some classic ‘80s battle bravado. Put this on and watch the dance floor fill up, if you have a dance floor.

135. Crowded House - Something So Strong

Found On: Crowded House (1986)

This one still comes on every so often in the mall or the grocery store and I have to pretend I’m not singing along, usually unsuccessfully.

136. Romantics - Talking In Your Sleep

Found On: Strictly Personal (1981)

Just as catchy as What I Like About You but with a much more interesting concept: The girl who reveals her secrets as she sleeps, and the boyfriend who listens. And rather than the secrets being of lies and betrayal, they're instead confirmation that she digs him. How sweet.

137. Lucinda Williams - Side Of The Road

Found On: Lucinda Williams (1988)

In a perfect world, every relationship would come equipped with this track, for when your love hasn't wavered but you just need a few minutes of time to yourself to think about the world and your place in it. - RN

138. Atlantic Starr - Always

Found On: All In The Name Of Love (1987)
Picked By: BG

You know when you finally meet someone who you've only been told about and you say, "I've heard a lot about you!"? Well, when the day comes that I first hear this song, I'll say that.

139. Adam Ant - Strip

Found On: Strip (1983)

Poor, crazy Adam Ant. I think the strings made this song an enjoyable romp. The lyrics are pretty thin, but there was just something about the getup, and definitely the strings. - SA

140. Joe Jackson - Be My Number Two

Found On: Body And Soul (1984)

“Won’t you be my number two? / Me and number one are through / There won’t be too much to do / Just smile when I feel blue.” I can never tell if this gentle piano ballad is funny, mean or heartbreaking. Add in the musically dramatic ending, and that makes it the basic blueprint for Ben Folds’ entire career.

141. Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight

Found On: Face Value (1981)

Some songs become cooler by association with TV or film. In this case, I can't separate the song from the climactic scene in the pilot of Miami Vice, where Crockett and Tubbs drive through the city to face the drug kingpin who murdered Tubbs’ brother. It sounds so spooky and determined, and so unlike Phil Collins.

142. Bobby Brown - Every Little Step

Found On: Don't Be Cruel (1988)

What a difference 4 years make. Bobby went from helium-voiced boy to helium-voiced man and made this classic request-and-dedication. Whitney was paying attention.

143. The Cure - Why Can't I Be You

Found On: Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me (1987)

Everyone says that The Cure’s music is so morose, but this song serves as an example of the band’s capacity for playfulness. It inspires happy feelings with an upbeat tempo and whimsical lyrics. Yay! Let’s go play kickball in the sun-dappled field across the street! - SA

144. U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday

Found On: War (1983)
Picked By: MT

Paul, Larry, Adam and David sound raw as they protest violence in Northern Ireland. Though I can't help but feel like that militaristic backbeat is almost celebratory.

145. Pat Benatar - Love Is A Battlefield

Found On: Live From Earth (1983)

It sure is, sister. It sure is.

146. Eric B. & Rakim - I Ain't No Joke

Found On: Paid In Full (1987)

From the days when the beats were minimal and the focus was clearly on the MC. If any rapper deserved your full attention it as Rakim, who “holds the microphone like a grudge” and who used the term “frenemy” long before you ever heard it.

147. Michael Jackson - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

Found On: Thriller (1982)

I'll resist making a joke about the title. Of course by writing that, I'm implying a joke. Oh well. This tune makes the very best use of '80s synthesizer technology by including BOTH robot and chipmunk voices.

148. XTC - This World Over

Found On: The Big Express (1984)

This finely wrought ballad paints a picture of the aftermath of a nuclear attack. Singer Andy Partridge imagines a father explaining the war to his mutated children: “Will you tell ‘em the reason nothin’ ever grows in the garden anymore / Because we wanted to win the craziest race?”

149. Expose - Seasons Change

Found On: Exposure (1986)
Picked By: BG

This 2/3 Latin girl group showed us that not only did they possess impressive harmonies, but they also had a firm grasp of elementary science concepts.

150. Martin Briley - The Salt In My Tears

Found On: One Night With A Stranger (1983)
Picked By: JG

A (mostly and unjustly) forgotten pop-rock kiss off. Mr. Briley tells his ex that she "ain't worth the salt in (his) tears." Well, at least not with today's salt prices the way they are.

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151. Salt 'N Pepa - Push It (Remix)

Found On: Hot, Cool & Vicious (1986)
Picked By: Raz

The groove reminds me a little bit of the song the Tri Lams come up with in Revenge Of The Nerds. And have you noticed the lyrical nod to The Kink's You Really Got Me? Listen for it.

152. Billy Idol - Eyes Without A Face

Found On: Rebel Yell (1983)

A great synth ballad. P.S. How much goodwill did Billy Idol create for himself by appearing in The Wedding Singer? He's basically golden from now on.



153. Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name

Found On: Slippery When Wet (1986)
Picked By: EV

It's not as mathematic as I'll Be There For You or as anthemic as Livin' On A Prayer, but this sucker will get stuck in your head. Whoa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh yeah!

154. Paul Carrack - Don't Shed A Tear

Found On: One Good Reason (1987)

If you're looking to get over a troubled romance, there’s no better song. Mr. Carrack (the blue-eyed soul voice behind Squeeze’s Tempted) labels his ex a “locked door on a candy store”and “cab fare to nowhere." Later he says, “all that I saw in you / now I see through.” Ouch.

155. Public Enemy - I Can't Do Nuttin' For Ya Man

Found On: Fear Of A Black Planet (1989)

Flavor Flav was funnier before he was on T.V. ALL-THE-TIME. Most of the song is inspired nonsense and cartoon laughing over a wistle-blowin' beat. There's also a commentary on fame and people looking for handouts: “You want 6 dollars for WHAT? / You better, man, kiss my butt.”

156. Nena - 99 Red Balloons

Found On: 99 Luftballons (1984)

I don't know what the original German lyrics mean, but this is a brilliant translation, addressing the fear and war-mongering that is as topical today as it was 24 years ago. A child's red balloons are mistaken as an outside attack. Great line: "The war machine springs to life / opens up one eager eye."

157. Squeeze - Hourglass

Found On: Babylon And On (1987)

One of the best choruses ever. The spill of words is quite akin to rap. Sing it with me: "Take it to the bridge throw it overboard see if it can swim back up to the shore no one’s in the house everyone is out all the lights are on and the blinds are down."

158. Bourgeois Tagg - I Don't Mind At All

Found On: Yoyo (1989)

Acoustic finger-picking, gentle harmonies and a string quartet move along an ultra melodic little ditty that could have signaled a second coming of Simon & Garfunkel. Instead, obscurity knocked.


159. Jackson Browne - Somebody's Baby

Found On: Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)

After Sean Penn, the best thing to survive Fast Times at Ridgemont High is this song, the perfect excuse not to approach that cute girl on the other side of the room. - RN


160. Commodores - Nightshift

Found On: Nightshift (1985)

Even post-Lionel these guys had some tricks up their sleeves. Nightshift is a tribute to departed soulmen Marvin Gaye and Jackie Wilson. In their loving admiration, the C's managed to create a minor soul classic of their own. (And referring to the afterlife as the nightshift is pretty darn cool.)

161. Eddie Rabbitt & Crystal Gayle – You And I

Found On: Radio Romance (1982)

It’s certainly not an attention-getter. In fact, the song is barely-there in the beginning, just a repeated piano figure and Eddie’s gentle voice. But things build. On the second verse, Crystal comes in and warms it up. And THEN, the chorus just kills: "And I remember our first embrace..."

162. Tracey Ullman - They Don't Know

Found On: You Broke My Heart In 17 Places (1983)
Picked By: BG

With a girly voice akin to Madonna and a '60s girl-group backing, the future funny woman woos Paul McCartney. In the video (and on album cover) she pioneered her woman-of-a-thousand faces schtick.

163. Roxy Music – More Than This

Found On: Avalon (1982)

When Bill Murray warbled More Than This in a karaoke bar in Lost In Translation there was a genuine danger of him ruining the song with ironic distance. Luckily, it still transcends, sounding like a dream you’ve just woken from.

164. Grace Jones – Love Is The Drug

Found On: Warm Leatherette (1980)

A space alien does a remake of a 1975 Roxy Music hit. What’s not to like? This is a rarity, a cover version that improves upon the original. And that’s despite the fact that Jones’ voice is not anywhere near as good as Bryan Ferry’s!

165. Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time

Found On: Heart Of Stone (1989)

Cher takes the "I should have treated you right" genre to a whole new level with this anthem, putting into words and music the sentiments of exes everywhere. One can only imagine how many done-wrong men sucked up their pride by leading off their take-me-back mix tape with this track. - RN

166. Johnny Hates Jazz - Shattered Dreams

Found On: Turn Back The Clock (1987)

A complete lyrical bummer wrapped in music that’s both percussive and smooth. This song is proof of why we need TV, plays, movies, novels and music as an outlet for our dramatic tendencies. Otherwise we’d be going around telling people that they've given us “nothing but shattered dreams.”

167. Juice Newton - Love's Been A Little Hard On Me

Found On: Quiet Lies (1982)
Picked By: BG

In the video, Juice acts out the lyrics, gradually becoming more bruised, battered and broken as the song goes on. The rare case where literal visual interpretation works.

168. New Kids On The Block - I'll Be Loving You (Forever)

Found On: Hangin' Tough (1988)
Picked By: SB

Anyone who tries to tell me that this song WASN'T the blueprint for every Backstreet Boys ballad gets a fat lip. I can't imagine a better example of over-the-moon teenage love.

169. The Go-Go's - Our Lips Are Sealed

Found On: Beauty and the Beat (1981)

People tend to forget that The Go-Go's were basically a garage band. I've heard a lot of interpretations of this song, which I'll spare you. Don't let the fact that the Duff sisters covered the song spoil it for you, it's still a pop gem.

170. Violent Femmes - Blister In The Sun

Found On: Violent Femmes (1983)

A guitar riff you can teach yourself in 30 seconds, some bratty vocals and a sense of alienation in the lyrics? Turns out Violent Femmes were acoustic punks. And that whispered bit is genius, because it’s a surprise every time the chorus kicks back in.

171. Indigo Girls - Closer To Fine

Found On: Indigo Girls (1989)
Picked By: SB

No matter what you think, this ISN'T the theme to Party of Five.

172. Book Of Love - Modigliani (Lost In Your Eyes)

Found On: Book Of Love (1986)

Romantic girl music. - SA

But some boys might like it too.

173. Aldo Nova - Fantasy

Found On: Aldo Nova (1982)
Picked by: JG

Proto hair metal with lots of guitars. If your last name is Nova and you name your kid Aldo, you are pretty much guaranteeing he'll either be an accountant or a guitar virtuoso.

174. George Strait - All My Ex's Live In Texas

Found On: Ocean Front Property (1987)

This old-timey song is THIS far from being a joke. Not only does it have a groaner of a title, but George insists on rhyming his ladies' names with Texas cities ("Allison's in Galveston" and so forth). Even so, simple sing-alongs such as this are always welcome.

175. The Smiths - Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want

Found On: Hatful Of Hollow (1984)

This is barely a song, no drums, no bass, a two-line verse followed by a two-line chorus, the title followed by the claim “Lord knows it would be the first time.” Self-pity doesn’t get much more pretty.

176. Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me

Found On: Somebody's Watching Me (1984)

Son of music executive writes a song about being paranoid and misanthropic and gets Michael Jackson to sing the hook? That’s musical gold! I've never heard any of his other songs, so I wonder, can Rockwell even sing? On the verses he sounds like he’d be better suited to narrating a horror movie.

177. Linda Ronstadt - Adios

Found On: Cry Like A Rainstorm - Howl Like The Wind (1989)
Picked By: SB

Okay, so it's not as good as her Spanish-language version of the Plow King theme song, but really, what is?

178. Roy Orbison – You Got It

Found On: Mystery Girl (1989)

With the help of a couple of fellow Wilburys (Jeff Lynne and Tom Petty) Roy creates a final song to stand with his classics. In fact, if you were to quiz the man on the street they might tell you this came out in the early ‘60s. That’s a good thing.

179. Wham! - Everything She Wants

Found On: Make It Big (1984)

The groove is actually more memorable than the lyrics on Everything She Wants. However, the lyrics are actually pretty awesome, about a woman who expects too much: "Some people work for a living, some people work for fun, girl I just work for you." No wonder George swore off the ladies.


180. Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five – The Message

Found On: The Message (1982)

This pioneering rap track swerves wildly between humor and horror in its description of urban squalor. There are people pissing on the stairs, rats in the front room, a crazy old lady and your mom watching Dallas on TV.

181. Kenny Loggins - Heart To Heart

Found On: High Adventure (1982)

Okay, so it resembles an '80s theme song. Who says that's a bad thing? Kenny's vocal on this one is beyond critique.

182. Poison - Nothin' But A Good Time

Found On: Open Up and Say...Ahh! (1988)
Picked By: EV

As Eliza tells it, while running laps in high school, a friend of hers shouted across the gym, "Hey Elizabeth! "Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a..." and then fell flat on his face. That story alone makes the song top 200-worthy.

183. INXS - Need You Tonight

Found On: Kick (1987)

Come over here.

184. John Waite – Missing You

Found On: No Brakes (1985)

So on the verses, the former Babys and future Bad English singer tells his ex how much he thinks about her. And then on the chorus he claims he “ain’t missing” her at all! The desperate attempt at self-delusion is what makes the song such a classic.

185. Billy Joel – Where’s The Orchestra?

Found On: The Nylon Curtain (1982)

Chuck Klosterman, Spin writer and pop culture guru wrote, “there has never been a point in my life… when this song didn’t seem like the single most accurate depiction of my feelings toward the entire world.” How’s that for an endorsement? Over a simple musical accompaniment, Mr. Joel metaphorically expresses the often yawning gap between expectation and reality.

186. Blue Oyster Cult – Burnin’ For You

Found On: Fire Of Unknown Origin (1981)
Picked By: JG

You know what this song could use? More cowbell! Actually, scratch that; I think it’s just fine as is.

187. Cutting Crew – (I Just) Died In Your Arms

Found On: Broadcast, 1986

During one of my many silly crushes, I was sure that this atmospheric rocker held some special significance for this particular girl and I. It seemed like every time something “important” happened to us I’d come across Cutting Crew on the radio. If I’d actually listened to the lyrics, I’d have known that “I should have walked away” a lot sooner!

188. Siouxsie and the Banshees - Peekaboo

Found On: Peepshow (1988)

The tempo and whatever instrument they use that makes that kind of metallic ratchet sound remind me of the repetitious motion of someone washing clothes using a washboard. - SA

189. The Stone Roses – She Bangs The Drums

Found On: The Stone Roses (1989)

When the second British invasion started up in the mid '90s (Oasis, Blur, Supergrass, Pulp, etc.) nearly every band listed The Stone Roses as a major influence. This joyful hit is fuzzy and clearheaded, dreamy and catchy.

190. RUN-D.M.C. – You Be Illin’

Found On: Raising Hell (1986)

Some dope scratching from Jam Master Jay and a great little horn sample underscore a series of humorous vignettes about dog food, KFC, basketball games and bad breath.

191. Yaz - Only You

Found On: Upstairs At Eric's (1983)

Allison Moyet had an amazing throaty voice, and it was never better than when paired with the music of Vince Clarke (formerly of Depeche Mode, lately of Erasure). This simple ballad has found new life expressing nerdy love, in the British version of The Office and in Napoleon Dynamite.

192. Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax

Found On: Welcome to the Pleasuredome (1984)

I've listened to this song many many times and I still can't figure out what it's about. Does anyone really know?

193. Adam Ant – Goody Two Shoes

Found On: Friend Or Foe (1982)

Representing the FIRST time swing music came back! Somehow Adam managed to combine it with a New Romantic sensibility and some straight edge mentality as well (“Don’t drink, don’t smoke / What do you do?”). So really, it’s got something for everyone.

194. Eurythmics - Here Comes The Rain Again

Found On: Touch (1983)
Picked By: RN

Am I the only one who thinks the do-doo-do, do-do-do-do part sounds kinda like rain?

195. Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance

Found On: Raw Like Sushi (1988)
Picked By: EV

Are there any more Cherry kids coming out with one hit wonders? Actually, I much prefer Neneh to Eagle Eye. His song is wimpy and hers is tough, plus she mixes in some girl rap with a great hook.

196. Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science

Found On: The Golden Age Of Wireless (1982)
Picked By: writerguy

Science schmience.

197. Martika - Toy Soldiers

Found On: Martika (1988)
Picked By: SB

Why don’t more pop songs feature choirs of children? Oh yeah, cause it’s annoying. Martika manages to overcome that by making you imagine the singing lads and lasses headed off to war.

198. Herbie Hancock – Rockit

Found On: Future Shock (1983)

An exercise in turntablism put forth by a jazz legend? How strange. But it works thanks to propulsive percussion, robot voices and a memorable-as-a-TV-theme synth melody. Hancock's trad jazz fans balked, but this was an watershed moment for hip-hop.

199. Air Supply - Lost In Love

Found On: Lost In Love (1980)

Yep, this isn't a male-female duet. It's two guys. I know, right?! There's no denying that Lost In Love is a remnant of the '70s AM mellow gold era, kind of like how it's really hard to tell the difference between the late '80s and early '90s anymore.

200. Dan Hartman - I Can Dream About You

Found On: I Can Dream About You (1984)

Is this song pathetic, creepy or romantic? It’s so hard to tell the difference sometimes. And what exactly is the relationship between the narrator and the object of affection? The late Mr. Hartman doesn't let on.